Forget Pic Battle... Lets go old school

[grEnAlEins]

This or that.

Rules:
1) Answer the post directly above you
2) Give 2 options (this) or (that) in text form only
3) Try not to repeat things. If this means you actually need to read the thread before posting, so be it.
4) Do not make BigEvil close my thread and ruin my fun.
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First is an example:
Q:
Legion or Nation?
A:
Legion, no question.
Google or Ask Jeeves?
------------------
Easy enough right?

Ok, let's let the old school fun begin!

Cannibal! The Musical or Orgazmo?

[babyface]

orgazmo

dusk till dawn or pulp fiction

[etjoyride]

Pulp Fiction

Rock or Country?

[grEnAlEins]

Rock

Coke or Pepsi?

[Anjin3515]

Wet

Blond or Brunette?

[Papa_Smurf]

BOTH! haha, blond.

chevy or ford?

[MadMarx]

Chevy duh!

Electro or Mech

[TnDeathInc]

Mech.

Missionary or reverse cowboy?

[behemoth]

reverse cowboy.

are we really playing this or that - or - am i having a flashback?

[t0nnn]

flashback

mauve or eggshell

[grEnAlEins]

flashback

mauve or eggshell

Eggshell

White or Wheat?

[A-Tach-One]

Wheat

Lake or Beach

[smoothice]

Beach

Blue or Red?

[Practice Target]

Red!

Less Filling or Taste Great?

[MedicDVG]

tastes great

a) Getting caught masturbating with power tools
b) borrowing your neighbor's elliptical sander, again, and again, and again, and again...

[grEnAlEins]

tastes great

a) Getting caught masturbating with power tools
b) borrowing your neighbor's elliptical sander, again, and again, and again, and again...

A) Getting caught, you sick smart parts

Milk or OJ?

[smoothice]

I'm not sure I really see the humor in this. Maybe I will see it eventually. Looks like a good way to be a post whore at least.

OJ

Dodgers or Giants?

[grEnAlEins]

I'm not sure I really see the humor in this. Maybe I will see it eventually. Looks like a good way to be a post whore at least.

OJ

Dodgers or Giants?

It is more about the nostalgia of it. It was an epic thread on AO. I guess you had to be there...

Dodgers

cake or pie?:p

[Dark Side]

Pie!

Hockey or Rugby

[bryceeden]

rugby

Tonga or Samoa

[TnDeathInc]

Tonga

"Bull headed claps"

or

Margaret Thatcher on a Cold Day?

[t0nnn]

Margaret Thatcher on a Cold Day

Meg Ryan

or

Jack nicolson (1974) ...you should know what movie this question is from ;)

[grEnAlEins]

Jack

Indiana Jones or Laura Croft?

[TnDeathInc]

Laura definately


Jessica Beal

or

Jessica Alba :D


that one my friend is tough!

[etjoyride]

Going to have to go with Jessica Alba

talking on the phone or texting? (more for the modern age than some of you old farts ;) )

[MadMarx]

not until recently...
I'll go with texting

Married or Gigolo

[t0nnn]

baseball

street hockey

or

ice hockey

[Cell]

Street.

Is using the restroom...
Over-rated or Under-rated?

[Perentie]

underrated

Gonnorhea or Syphilis

[Anjin3515]

Syphilis....just add penicillin and your good to go

windows or mac

[TnDeathInc]

windows

leg man or boobman

[A-Tach-One]

Leg man

Redman or Method man

[TnDeathInc]

Redman

REd Man Chew

or Skoal

[warpig13]

Redman

REd Man Chew

or Skoal

Red Man Chew

Marlboro Red's or Camel Sigs?

[etjoyride]

Marlboro Red's (i'm only 16, don't smoke, and hate cigarettes but most everyone i know that smokes smokes marlboro)

Trident or Orbit?

[Dark Side]

Marlboro Red's (i'm only 16, don't smoke, and hate cigarettes but most everyone i know that smokes smokes marlboro)

Trident or Orbit?

Orbit

Syper or ***. If you had no other choice....

[TnDeathInc]

Syper (cause it sounds like a spyder and a sniper put together :p )

ninja or
samurai

[Anjin3515]

samurai..... honor before deceit

stripper or librarian

[TnDeathInc]

Librarian - they have all that pent up unused energy


411

or

aspirin

[Anjin3515]

aspirin...ambulance just costs too much....oh and did you mean 911 or 411??
I was assuming 911

no physical contact with women for the rest of your life
or
no paintball for the rest of your life

[etjoyride]

no...i'm sorry i just can't put an answer to that one, maybe someone else can decide...

[xmagman]

no paintball for the rest of your life

As much as I love Paintball I love women even more.

***** removal by chainsaw or weedwacker?

[Practice Target]

aspirin...ambulance just costs too much....oh and did you mean 911 or 411??
I was assuming 911

no physical contact with women for the rest of your life
or
no paintball for the rest of your life
That would depend on if you plan on being married the rest of your life or not........:glare:

[TnDeathInc]

That would depend on if you plan on being married the rest of your life or not........:glare:


and that is when the thread derails....:)

[Dark Side]

Removal by chainsaw. Hopefully its faster.

Rosie Odonnel or Hillary Clinton

[mongoose]

Removal by chainsaw. Hopefully its faster.

Rosie Odonnel or Hillary Clinton

hilary clinton


Bush or hitler mustache

[rudz]

Hitler



Clare benavides or keeley watson

[Dark Side]

Hitler



Clare benavides or keeley watson

Clare


Whiskey or Vodka

[Cyberave68]

Vodka!!!!

Walking in on your parents or grandparents doing the nasty???

[Papa_Smurf]

grandparents. only have to see them few times a year.

body or face?

[MedicDVG]

Body

Great *** any time you want it...

or

Wealth beyond imagination (but impotent)

[Anjin3515]

Wealth beyond imagination (but impotent)....with enough cash Ill fund a reserch project to cure it :)

beautiful and stupid with an annoying voice

or

homely and smart

[ClassicMagger]

If I'm going to settle down and stay with her: homely and smart.
If I'm going to **** her and dump her: beautiful and stupid with an annoying voice

Huge Boobs

or

B Cup

[TnDeathInc]

b cup, huge has its fine points but back problems are not good

Halo
or
Viewloader (any edition)


PS i have bought more egg parts and vl parts to keep them funded forever, i have never bought any parts for halos even ones ive had for 4-5 years.

[ClassicMagger]

Halo

Glasses

OR

Contacts

[etjoyride]

glasses- easier to clean, remove, etc.

tech savvy girl

or

car savvy girl

[TnDeathInc]

tech savvy girl - in a school girls outfit


Boxers

or

commando (aka freeballin)

[bryceeden]

Boxers

Windows or Mac

[Practice Target]

Boxers

Windows or Mac
Try again!:D

Been done! :smarty:

Check post #32 / #33

[Anjin3515]

Boxers

Brass Eagle
or
Zap

[TnDeathInc]

Zap


Big Evil

or

Atach?

[etjoyride]

while this could end badly for me i'm going with
Atach because then i could possibly try out some of his mags at some point :hail:
(BE, please don't ban me ;) )

Ping Pong

or

Foose Ball

(i'm sitting in the game room right now)

[TnDeathInc]

Picking one over the other is blasphemy, although I have only ever met either of them through freinds and online, never face to face


ping pong, balls of fury anyone, - 15 minutes of a good funny movie 60 minutes of crappola


Kings of comedy time

Jack Black

or

Chris Farley

[bryceeden]

Jack Black



Die Hard

or

Leathal Weapon

[etjoyride]

Die Hard

Chris Rock

or

Chris Tucker

[Cyberave68]

Chris Tucker...

No computer
or
no car???

[Warbird 007]

no car

Paper

Or

Plastic?

[etjoyride]

paper, i kind of care about the environment i guess.

canada

or

mexico

[TnDeathInc]

I like the espanol more than saying aye every 3 words :)


PS3 or xbox 360

[Anjin3515]

xbox 360....PS3 has no killer games ....yet....

grilled
or
fried

[Triangle]

Street.

Is using the restroom...
Over-rated or Under-rated?


Overrated.


Africa:
Needs more Clean hats
Or
Needs less comb-overs

[Triangle]

xbox 360....PS3 has no killer games ....yet....

grilled
or
fried

fried.

Africa:
Needs more Clean hats
Or
Needs less comb-overs

[Peachy12]

Over-rated

Big or Little? :D

[Warbird 007]

Little

Gi Joe

or

Cobra

[Papa_Smurf]

GI Joe

Tonka trucks

or

hot wheels?

[TnDeathInc]

Tonka


Master Jedi Mace WIndu

or

Sith Lord Count Dooku?

[Anjin3515]

Windu for sure

X-wing
or
Tie fighter

[Warbird 007]

tie fighter

Houston Alexander

or

Tank Abbot

[TnDeathInc]

Tank Abbott



The Immortal Hulk HOgan
:kneelsuckers:


or Brooke Hogan :cool:

[rudz]

brooke

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-10/12/xin_19100312171212204371.gif

MIXED MARTIAL ARTS

VS

PRO WRESTLING

[bryceeden]

MMA

Spiderman

or

Batman

[Warbird 007]

Batman

Single and Lonely

or

Married and Bored

[bryceeden]

Single and lonely

James Bond

Or

Ethan Hunt

[Warbird 007]

James Bond of course
The real question is

Sean Connery

or

Pierce Brosnan

[mslo86]

Sean Connery for sure.

big city or small town?

[Cell]

Small Town (Hence My Location)

Coffee And Cigarette

Or

Bourban And Cigar

[TnDeathInc]

cigar


Fast and furious rice burner

or american classic

[bryceeden]

American classic

Gas or deisel(my spelling sucks)

[rudz]

diesel

AO

VS

PBL

[Warbird 007]

PBL without question

karta

or

chord v2

[Dark Side]

Karta

panckaes or waffles

[mongoose]

Karta

panckaes or waffles

pancakes


Syrup or jelly...........

[Warbird 007]

Syrup I prefer the organic maple syrup myself:D

Vice City GTA

or

San Andreas GTA

[mslo86]

Vice City.

Dog

or

Cat

[Warbird 007]

Dog I love our minature dachsund

SPY vs SPY

White Spy

or

Black Spy

[mslo86]

Black Spy

Ford Mustang

or

Chevy Camaro

[Papa_Smurf]

Camero.

Summer or winter?

[Warbird 007]

Summer

Ramping

or

Semi auto

[Papa_Smurf]

semi. Be a man.

ULE with classic valve and all mech

or

classic SS with and x

[rudz]

classic with an x

xmag

vs

karta emag

[bryceeden]

Karta

Barrel lenth

10"-12"
or
14"-16"

[Warbird 007]

14"-16"

45/45

or

68/45

[Papa_Smurf]

I use a mag, so 68/45.

Freak

or

DYE UL?

[bryceeden]

Definatly the UL

Chronic Pro or Evil

[Papa_Smurf]

and freak is **...

Chronic!

warp

or

Q?

[bryceeden]

Warp

Profiler or Avatar

[Papa_Smurf]

profiler.

crossfire reg

or

centerflag hyperflow

[mslo86]

centerflag

Christmas

or

Birthday

[Papa_Smurf]

christmas.

AKA

or

WGP?

[mslo86]

WGP

vampires

or

werewolves
:eek:

[Warbird 007]

Vampires

Direct Tv

or

Dish Network

[mslo86]

Direct TV

Nuclear power

or

Coal fired

[Papa_Smurf]

nuke. cause it's cool.

verizon

or

cingular

[Warbird 007]

verizon i guess I'm anti at&t

Viking

or

Excalibur

[bryceeden]

Viking

Closer or Vice

[Papa_Smurf]

Vice.

DeWalt

or

Makita

[Warbird 007]

Makita there Lithium power tools sold me on them....

swimming pool

or

hot tub

[Papa_Smurf]

hot tub.

horseshoes

or

darts

[Warbird 007]

darts

Star Wars Battlefront

or

Battlefield 1942

[bryceeden]

battlefield

Call of duty

or

Medal of honor

[mslo86]

call of duty

hotdogs

or

hamburgers

[TnDeathInc]

medal of honor


Zelda NES

or

Zelda Wii

[Papa_Smurf]

call of duty

hotdogs

or

hamburgers

You beat him.

Burger.Cheese burger.

chocolate

or

Vanilla?

[rudz]

vanilla

rootbeer float


vs

banana split

[Papa_Smurf]

rootbeer float.

barq's

or

A&W

[rudz]

A&W

baby poo sfl

vs

purple satin sfl with dust black tunamax valve

[A-Tach-One]

Baby Poo SFL thanks!

Rudz lip piercing

or

Rudz tongue piercing

:thinking:

[rudz]

both!!!!!

x kitty

vs


the kitten herself

clare

[Papa_Smurf]

....hmmm....baby poo sfl....

the mag, it can't get ****y and leave.

Vert frame or 45?

[rudz]

vert


vert

vs

86*

[Papa_Smurf]

86° that's right. i have degree symbol...

aerosmith

vs

lynryd skynyrd

[rudz]

lynryd skynyrd


trapt


vs

drowning pool

[mslo86]

trapt

Eagles

or

the Beach Boys

[Papa_Smurf]

eagles!

for the beatdown:
baseball bat

or

2x4

[rudz]

baseball bat


brass knuckles


vs


lead pipe

[Papa_Smurf]

knuckles

candlestick

vs

pipe wrench

[mslo86]

pipe wrench

John Deere

or

International

[Papa_Smurf]

John Deere

tractor pull

or

demo derby

[rudz]

demo derby


doberman

vs

rottwieler

[Papa_Smurf]

doberman.

great dane

or

St bernard

[rudz]

great dane

whiskey



vs



rum

[mslo86]

whiskey

Jack Daniels

or

Jim Beam

[rudz]

jack


smart and sexy


vs

dumb and slutty

[Papa_Smurf]

smart and sexy.

tall and blonde
or
short and brown hair

[mslo86]

short and brown hair

shoes

or

sandles

[rudz]

smart and sexy.

tall and blonde
or
short and brown hair



hmm short with brown hair


texas


vs


louisiana accent

[mslo86]

Texas

Dr. Martins

or

Timberlands

[rudz]

docs

high tops

vs

low tops

[mslo86]

low tops

sweat pants

or

jeans

[rudz]

jeans



jeans


vs

d ickies


you know its crap i cant event spell that right because of the curse filter

wtf

[mslo86]

jeans

d ickies

or

carhart

[rudz]

d ickies


chuck taylors


vs

adidas

[bryceeden]

adidas

New Balance

Or

Nike

[mslo86]

New Balance

desert

or

forest

[bryceeden]

desert all the way. Forests are way to claustophobic

Which is worse

Poison Ivy

or

Jumping cactus

[mslo86]

poison ivy

pic battle thread

or

this or that thread

[bryceeden]

pic battle.

WGP

or

WDP

[mslo86]

WDP

Surviorman

or

Man vs Wild

[bryceeden]

man vs wild just because he lost near here.

Mythbusters

or

CSI

[mslo86]

Mythbusters!

suck a tailpipe

or

bullet to the head

[bryceeden]

bullet to the head.

Heartattack

or

fiery explosion

[mslo86]

fiery explosion

Biggie

or

Tupac

[bryceeden]

None of the above. Tupac I guess because he fakes his own death well.

Metalica

or

AC/DC

[Warbird 007]

AC/DC

Back in Black

or

Highway to Hell

[etjoyride]

Back in Black

Led Zeppelin

or

Beatles

[mslo86]

beatles

hardwood floors

or

carpet

[bryceeden]

hardwood.

Sportscar

or Big truck

[rudz]

big friggin lefted twuck!!!!!
a chevy truck of course


lambo


vs


ferrari

[Anjin3515]

ferrari.....my boss has one...and its so sweet....a thing of art

OCC Chopper
or
Harley

[TnDeathInc]

OCC CHpper

Jesse James

or Doc Holiday

[rudz]

jesse james

occ

vs

jesse james

[mslo86]

jesse james

junkyard wars

or

monster garage

[Papa_Smurf]

junkyard wars.

new christmas lights that never break

or

the old sweet huge ones that can light your house on fire?

[rudz]

junkyard wars.

new christmas lights that never break

or

the old sweet huge ones that can light your house on fire?


Oldschool lights


Green xmas tree



Vs



Colored xmas tree

Ex

White

Blue

Pink

[Anjin3515]

green all the way

Heat Miser
or
Cold Miser

(from Santa Clause is Coming to town)

[rudz]

whats a miser?

[Anjin3515]

whats a miser?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_Miser

[rudz]

ok..cold miser!!!!!

palmer


vs



punisher

[bryceeden]

Palmer

Discovery Channel

or

History Channel

[Dark Side]

Palmer

Discovery Channel

or

History Channel

Discovery


uncureable STD that itches beyond belief

or

impotent

[rudz]

impotent..no worries

college football


vs



nfl

[bryceeden]

College

NBA

or

NHL

[Warbird 007]

NHL basketball has to many whiny players

Choice of

Owning the Ultimate Setup

or

Unlitited Free PLay but have to use your original setup

[bryceeden]

Ultimate set up(I already get free play:D)

Poppit

or

Spool

[Warbird 007]

Popit

gotta give props to BL on the Marq to easy to work on


4 eye system

or

No eyes lvl X

[bryceeden]

4 eye

Bob Long

or

Planet Eclipse

[Cyberave68]

Bob Long

Space

or

Time?

[Papa_Smurf]

Space.

fishing

or

hunting

[bryceeden]

Hunting

Rifle

or

Shotgun

[michbich]

rifle

laptop

or

PC

[bryceeden]

laptop

25" high def TV

or

Big screen non high def TV

[rudz]

25 inch high def


Traditional pump


Vs


Autotrigger

[bryceeden]

traditional pump.

CCM

or

Palmer

[Papa_Smurf]

Palmer

leather recliner

or

bigger TV

[Triangle]

Palmer

leather recliner

or

bigger TV


Bigger TV.


Cat food or Dog Food

[Papa_Smurf]

cat food, easier to swallow. Unless it's small breed dog.


Would you rather eat
cat

or

dog?

[Triangle]

cat food, easier to swallow. Unless it's small breed dog.


Would you rather eat
cat

or

dog?

Cat.

Burn to death
or
Eviscerated

[etjoyride]

burn to death

pizza

or

burritos
(quality is equal in both)

[Cyberave68]

PIZZA!!!!

Fly

or

Drive?

[Papa_Smurf]

drive

skydive

or

bungee jump

[etjoyride]

skydive!

records

or

tapes

[Papa_Smurf]

records

ipod
or
zune

[michbich]

Zune

macintosh

vs

microsoft

[etjoyride]

microsoft (i like my computer games)

florida

or

california

[LinearGoose]

Cali

Iron Sights

or

Scope

[TnDeathInc]

scope


marring cousin

or

being gay

[rudz]

marrying cousin..i have some hot couisns


casttration


vs

se x change

[grEnAlEins]

marrying cousin..i have some hot couisns


casttration


vs

se x change

Castration, because even without nuts I still do not have to do dishes:smarty:

Rosie O'Donnell

or

Oprah

in the sack with you for all eternity:(

[Triangle]

Castration, because even without nuts I still do not have to do dishes:smarty:

Rosie O'Donnell

or

Oprah

in the sack with you for all eternity:(

You're a freak.
(Oprah)
Shoot a ******* for the rest of your paintball days

or shoot a Nerve.

[etjoyride]

if both options are for the rest of my days then *******, if the nerve is just once then nerve of course

Sony (TV)

or

Toshiba (TV)

[Cyberave68]

Sony... Always good stuff from sony...

Hotdogs
or
Hamburgers?

[Triangle]

Sony... Always good stuff from sony...

Hotdogs
or
Hamburgers?

Hot Dogs.

360

PS3

[etjoyride]

360 all the way!!!

super nintendo

or

N64

[Cyberave68]

Super Nintendo....(No contest)

Get beat up by a little girl
or
Get beat up by a midget?

[Triangle]

Super Nintendo....(No contest)

Get beat up by a little girl
or
Get beat up by a midget?

Little girl.
If a midget beats you in a fight you become a midget.

Explosive Diarrhea for an entire day

or

pulling out your finger and toenails one at a time.

[grEnAlEins]

Little girl.
If a midget beats you in a fight you become a midget.

Explosive Diarrhea for an entire day

or

pulling out your finger and toenails one at a time.

Explosive Diarrhea. I am in college and class is not mandatory, I would just sit on the ****ter all day. Move my TV to the bathroom... good stuff.

Caturday

or

Motivational Monday

[Triangle]

Explosive Diarrhea. I am in college and class is not mandatory, I would just sit on the ****ter all day. Move my TV to the bathroom... good stuff.

Caturday

or

Motivational Monday
( i like the way you think)
Caturday is EVERYDAY.


smashing your big toe with a hammer
or
breaking your tailbone

[michbich]

( i like the way you think)
Caturday is EVERYDAY.


smashing your big toe with a hammer
or
breaking your tailbone


toe smashing

playing paintball for fun

or

playing tourneys

[Papa_Smurf]

for fun. any day.

beach
or
mountains

[babyface]

mountains



regular gas or super

[Triangle]

for fun. any day.

beach
or
mountains


Mountains.


Vomiting every fifteen minutes

or

Loss of bowel control

[Papa_Smurf]

vomit. you know when it's coming.

run five miles\
or
swim one

[Cyberave68]

Run... ( you dont know whats in the water...)

Getting hit by a ballon filled with urine
or
looking up with your mouth open and getting bird pooped...

[bryceeden]

What type of Urine?
I'd probably have to go with it anyway.

Getting bonus balled in the back(10 hits)

or

Taking two to the nuts.

[LinearGoose]

Bonus Ball

Ive been shot in the nuts twice, not head on but they grazed by and that hurt so much. So I cant imagine how 2 direct hits would feel.

Beer

Or

Liquor

[michbich]

BEER

sand

or

snow

[rudz]

snow

chihuahua


vs


ptbull



i just got a new chihuahua puppys and shes so cute

[mslo86]

pitbull

MacDonald's

or

Wendy's

[rudz]

wendys


triple with cheese fries and a coke


or

chili with fries

[Papa_Smurf]

triple with cheese fries and a coke


subway
or
quiznos

[Peachy12]

hmm ... quiznos...


dominos

or

Pizzahut

[bryceeden]

Pizza hut

Burger King

or

In and Out

[grEnAlEins]

Burger King (do to availability in this area)

Deep Dish

or

Thin

[Triangle]

Burger King (do to availability in this area)

Deep Dish

or

Thin

DEEP DISH



Hebrew National Hotdogs

or

Nathan's

[Cyberave68]

Nathan's

walmart
or
k-mart

[bryceeden]

walmart


Sugar in corn bread

or

no sugar in corn bread

[Triangle]

walmart


Sugar in corn bread

or

no sugar in corn bread


Sugar

whole Corn kernals in corn bread,

or none

[bryceeden]

Both are good, but I'm going to have to go with whole kernals in served with a good chili.

Mexican food

Or

Chinese food

Both of the same quality

[Triangle]

Both are good, but I'm going to have to go with whole kernals in served with a good chili.

Mexican food

Or

Chinese food

Both of the same quality



I like you so much.

Mexican food. Just more hearty, more rustic.


StarTrek
or
StarGate

[bryceeden]

Star gate

Alien

Or

Preditor

[Cyberave68]

Predator ...

Being home alone bored to death with nothing to do...

or

having way to many people over and not being able to get anything done.......

[IronHyde]

too many people.

bj

or

hj

[LinearGoose]

Chinese sinces I eat Mexican everyday.


:banana:

Or

:dancemania:

[etjoyride]

:banana: - one banana in a group is plenty ;)

Chevy

or

Dodge

or

Ford

(is that allowed?)

[Anjin3515]

Dodge...give me a Viper please

Nascar
or
Formula 1

[babyface]

nascar

blond or redhead

[grEnAlEins]

nascar

blond or redhead

redhead

Bear Grylls

or

Les Stroud

[p8ntball72]

Les Stroud

Wad
or
Fold

[grEnAlEins]

Les Stroud

Wad
or
Fold

Fold

Soft shell

or

Hard shell

[LinearGoose]

You talking about tacos?

If so I like Soft shell.

UPS

or

USPS