Triangle
11-22-2007, 11:26 AM
Triangle? Lemme tell you what Triangle is thankful for.
I'm thankful for my Father who despite the fact that he's bat **** insane, has always stuck by me with well worded but ultimately bad advice.
I'm Thankful for...
--Shoes, because the ground outside is FILTHY.
--Reese's Peanut Butter cups. God DAMN.
--Animals. Eat me, Vegans.
--Breasts. mmmmmm
-- Really Clever vanity plates on cars. I saw one while grocery shopping a few days ago. It read, 'MMHMMMM' how awesome is THAT? There's also a birhgt orange VW bug with 'LOLPWND' Can You believe that! I can't!
--I was Recently elected as the Mayor of the Banana Town. You're all invited. Almost all of you.
--Xbox360 and Xbox live. Only there I can ask how to jumped during Halo3 and end up killing everyone on my team with a 'lucky' grenade.
--Toilets, because the ground outside is FILTHY.
--The Internet. Google 'Church of Fudge' and tell me that's not awesome. fo' realz.
There are lots of things I'm thankful for, Those are just the most important.
I'll come up with more later.
I'm Thankful for all of the connections I've made online.
Neppo, Rudz, Piranti. You guys came down after a day of ball just to sit in a taco bell for two hours and talk **** with a forum Troll.
I've met a lot of people playing paintball, traveling from event to event, and just as many online.
You're all pretty cool.
Neppo, you are short dude. Seriously.
Rudz, shave the scrotum off your chin.
Piranti, Someone stole your hair, dude. Like all of it.
Desega, You're the only Mormon I've ever liked.
The Thorums Crew, Oh my god you guys Play World of Warcraft, ahahahahahahah
Behemoth, You are a large fellow. Like, Xbox huge.
To the People I've scammed, I'll send your stuff eventually.
A-tach-one, and those of whom sent me gun parts and a Viewloader marker or the kids at my field. Brian and James still play with those parts you all so graciously donated. Thank you so much. It meant the world to them.
Pneumagger, Dude. a Deagle? Come on.
And a bunch of people that I'm not willing to list because you're not members and I've forgotten your screen names: Eat it. Then go for seconds.
You all rock.
Cept some of you, queers.
I'm thankful for my Father who despite the fact that he's bat **** insane, has always stuck by me with well worded but ultimately bad advice.
I'm Thankful for...
--Shoes, because the ground outside is FILTHY.
--Reese's Peanut Butter cups. God DAMN.
--Animals. Eat me, Vegans.
--Breasts. mmmmmm
-- Really Clever vanity plates on cars. I saw one while grocery shopping a few days ago. It read, 'MMHMMMM' how awesome is THAT? There's also a birhgt orange VW bug with 'LOLPWND' Can You believe that! I can't!
--I was Recently elected as the Mayor of the Banana Town. You're all invited. Almost all of you.
--Xbox360 and Xbox live. Only there I can ask how to jumped during Halo3 and end up killing everyone on my team with a 'lucky' grenade.
--Toilets, because the ground outside is FILTHY.
--The Internet. Google 'Church of Fudge' and tell me that's not awesome. fo' realz.
There are lots of things I'm thankful for, Those are just the most important.
I'll come up with more later.
I'm Thankful for all of the connections I've made online.
Neppo, Rudz, Piranti. You guys came down after a day of ball just to sit in a taco bell for two hours and talk **** with a forum Troll.
I've met a lot of people playing paintball, traveling from event to event, and just as many online.
You're all pretty cool.
Neppo, you are short dude. Seriously.
Rudz, shave the scrotum off your chin.
Piranti, Someone stole your hair, dude. Like all of it.
Desega, You're the only Mormon I've ever liked.
The Thorums Crew, Oh my god you guys Play World of Warcraft, ahahahahahahah
Behemoth, You are a large fellow. Like, Xbox huge.
To the People I've scammed, I'll send your stuff eventually.
A-tach-one, and those of whom sent me gun parts and a Viewloader marker or the kids at my field. Brian and James still play with those parts you all so graciously donated. Thank you so much. It meant the world to them.
Pneumagger, Dude. a Deagle? Come on.
And a bunch of people that I'm not willing to list because you're not members and I've forgotten your screen names: Eat it. Then go for seconds.
You all rock.
Cept some of you, queers.