Attributing Womanly characteristics to Paintball markers.

[Triangle]

You heard me.

I'll start it out.

Tippmann98: That decent looking girl down the street that you went to school with. A Friend for life, she was there in the beginning and will probably outlive most of your girlfriends.


Spyder (and clones): That girl you dated just the one time, but denied ever seeing. Over the years she went through a lot of different fads and hopped among crowds. As of late she's cleaned up and is looking pretty good. You look, but don't touch.

[BigEvil]

*** - the neighborhood whore. Everyone has had a 'try', and usually puts out on the first date. Ends up getting discarded when tired of.

******* - the ***'s slutty older sister. Probably has a bastard kid or two. Tries to make herself over constantly to get attention. Cant understand why she has no luck in love and cant find a rich guy to marry her.


Autococker - The bi-polar chick that was the best lay in your life during her brief periods of lucidity.

[maddboy32]

hand guns/ overlord ----- she's the quickie you run to when you just need to pop off a shot or two. she looks good by your side, but shes not always practical and not your main squeeze.

[Anjin3515]

EGO- hot foreign girl

Mag- girl you want to marry and have with you forever

DM8- gold digger...but you would date her ....if you could afford to take her out

Invert Mini- Kate Moss

X7- the more makeup and clothing she wears the better she looks

A5- best friend, will always be there in hard times, will outlast most of your other friends

[michbich]

classic mag: not the prettiest in the neibourhood but she is "reliable" when you need it

[bryceeden]

You heard me.

I'll start it out.

Tippmann98: That decent looking girl down the street that you went to school with. A Friend for life, she was there in the beginning and will probably outlive most of your girlfriends.even though she recently broke her hip and is crippled for life


Spyder (and clones): That girl you dated just the one time. Over the years she went through a lot of different fads and hopped among crowds. As of late she's cleaned up and is looking pretty good.

EGO- hot foreign girlwith terrible STD and facial hair

I had to fix afew as the quality of Tippmann has changed and Egos are a problem in and of themselves. Spyders are actually and awsome marker now, the balence valve system made a big difference.

[maddboy32]

the pump ---- she's in a small click of friends, and loves to get upgraded. she always takes two hands to operate (one up top and one down low) but like any other girl out there, you can spend as much as you want on her to make her look pretty but she will always be a one hit wonder.

or.......

the pump ---- she's the little :freak: that's a little slow but will never judge you for your performance or accuracy. your best friend over all. she will sit in the corner, quite, till YOUR ready to use her. if you don't buy her the fancy wheel chair, or walker then your just going to look like all the other retards out there.

[Mind'sEye]

The Xmag- she's hotter than all your other ex's.

[maddboy32]

the SFL ---- that really hot model chick you wish you could get your hands on!!!! :(

[Mechanic79]

Devilmag: Dressed up in Black or Red depending on her mood, she never misses. Top model at Victoria Secret or Fredricks of Hollywood. Expensive but worth every penny!:hail:

[grEnAlEins]

Nerve- The red-headed step-child in the "intelligent portions" family

[Anjin3515]

Bob Long Timmy- Once the most popular girl, now a little less so, but still has a certain attitude about her

Tippmann Triumph- Your dads power tool, ot moms...never mind not going there.....

Tiberius Arms- Hot goth chick, dark, sexy,deadly

[maddboy32]

VM68 ---- the heavy set girl you used to hang out with around the block years ago. now your all grown-up and don't hang out with her anymore......just her friend the new girl (mini invert).

you've found out that if you can run around with them and not get tired, you get to play longer. :D

[maddboy32]

ok, so i found a thread i really like :o

[tymcneer]

This has been a fun read... a small contribution...

Nova 700... An interesting girl, but she really likes the "strapon" look

Sheridan PGP... The short, plain girl you first dated. With enough pumpin... I mean, polishing she really shines. She has a nearly endless variety of accessories.

Palmers Nasty anything... Think bigger is better!

Ty

[guseppe16]

PPS Blazer - She's very goal-oriented and when she performs 'tasks', she does them with incredible precision, thoroughness and efficiency. Very ordinary-looking on outward appearances; she mostly goes through the day wearing jeans and a t-shirt, but can throw on a dress for special occasions. Word of warning: if you try to change how this woman operates, she'll require serious counseling.

[maddboy32]

brass eagle plastic thing ---- she's cheap, you can see right thru her, she loves the younger inexperienced ones, because if you get ahold of her when your older, your going to get just what you payed for.......10 or 15 mins of action then she's done.

[tymcneer]

madboy32... Sweet description!

Ty

[Triangle]

I almost knew what would be said about S P Markers even before I hit the post thread button.

[tymcneer]

brass eagle plastic thing ---- she's cheap, you can see right thru her, she loves the younger inexperienced ones, because if you get ahold of her when your older, your going to get just what you payed for.......10 or 15 mins of action then she's done.

That being said... her Grandmother was hot, in her day, and everyone wanted her.

:rofl2:

Ty

[rudz]

the SFL ---- that really hot model chick you wish you could get your hands on!!!! :(

and shes worth every penny

[maddboy32]

and shes worth every penny

take her out for an afternoon of a little bit of compressed air and paint......and she'll throw-up all over everyone on the field.

[rudz]

and like every woman , she can be a tempermental little ***** when she wants to be

[Warbird 007]

Angel - She's always been very hot and most want to get her in the sack. Some are pleased with what she gives others may say the Mag was better in the sack. The trend of lighter is better has made the a1 the anorexic chick. And turned most of us off:(

[tymcneer]

Nelspot 007 - Venerable old chick, with lots of people copying her style. Kinda rough around the edges, but can go all day long. With a little spit and polish she can be a super performer with classic good looks. Doesn't need a big air tank, or big ball hopper to have fun. The Phantom is her anorexic Grandaughter!

Ty

[Ninjeff]

I wanted to post something, but i just cant beat the descriptions already here.

The autococker one is the best :rofl2:

[TnDeathInc]

The angel LCD- the hot foreign chick that walks around with no clothes on. You spent 3 months salary just to take her out, she was quick and ready, knew all the positions, but alas she too fell wayside

To

My rt classic - the fat cheerleader that noone believes can do the splits and a round off summersault but fools everyone she pulls a keri skruggs. She's chubby and always underestimated, but as in life, _underdogs always are. She puts out at the drop of the hat and tries every way to please you only be

[Triangle]

The angel LCD- the hot foreign chick that walks around with no clothes on. You spent 3 months salary just to take her out, she was quick and ready, knew all the positions, but alas she too fell wayside

To

My rt classic - the fat cheerleader that noone believes can do the splits and a round off summersault but fools everyone she pulls a keri skruggs. She's chubby and always underestimated, but as in life, _underdogs always are. She puts out at the drop of the hat and tries every way to please you only be

Haha, chubby chaser.

[TnDeathInc]

e, _underdogs always are. She puts out at the drop of the hat and tries every way to satisfy cause she know she's got afew pound and doesn't look as good as the other girls

Fat bottom girls make the.....

[Triangle]

e, _underdogs always are. She puts out at the drop of the hat and tries every way to satisfy cause she know she's got afew pound and doesn't look as good as the other girls

Fat bottom girls make the.....

I need to start dating fat girls.

[TnDeathInc]

That reminded me of chuck and larry, if anyone wouldn't tap jessica beal..........let me throw you a coming out party cause you gay. I'd like to use her and jessica alba to make a sammich out of and eat for days

[Triangle]

That reminded me of chuck and larry, if anyone wouldn't tap jessica beal..........let me throw you a coming out party cause you gay. I'd like to use her and jessica alba to make a sammich out of and eat for days

Meh, alba is overrated.

Jessica beal and someone like...
Salma hayak, NOW you're talking.

[sepplainer]

Angie Harmon- very hot

[Anjin3515]

taken from another site....

Cocker- A girl that you can always play around with, and have fun with, but if you screw with her, or your timing is bad, get ready for a world of hurt

RAP4: Stripper. They seem like a good idea at the time

A-5: The girl who never complains, no matter how bad you treat her. Loves accessories, and will burn your wallet cause of it.

Phantom, that nerdy yet sexy gothic chick who sits beside you in class.. she never raises her hand but always mumbles the correct answer.

Blazer - That rare and stunning girl next door that never fails to amaze you and always loves to go anywhere you do.

[Zeroack]

Ya know that girl that you could call, for what ever reason. Didn't matter if it was the movies, bar hopp'n, or just chill'n on the couch. She'd be over in a heart beat. For what ever occasion she was good to go in about 15min's even if she had been sleeping. When she showed up at the door all you could do was smile cause she was with you.

Well that's my Classic Mag.

Then there's that chick from the track team. She's darn easy on the eyes and was fast. Skinny, and a total light weight when it came to pounding beers. She's not the life of the party but she's always part of it.

Well that's my Stock class Phantom

You just got a bonus check, or grant money, or well...cash. So who do you call. Well her, the expensive drop dead red head. She won't do O'Mally's Grill and Tavern, no sir. She wants cash spent where ever she's going. When you pick her up you feel a little light headed cause she's that good looking. Your going all out on her. Even if it's just for a single night. Your blow'n cash and it's worth it.

Well she's my Red CCM SV semi.

Super model. Don't even think bonus like the last girl. Think percentage of your yearly salary. You can talk to her if your lucky. Watch out, those long legs aren't just for the run way, they can move too.

My Custom Xvalved mag

Well there's my take...

Zero