p8ntball72
02-26-2009, 10:14 AM
Well my friends, as you all know America is traveling full speed down the roughest road in history. Jobless numbers, Faltering markets, a never ending downward spiral of the American dream lost.
Picture Obama and Pelosi at the wheel of a giant green station wagon, filled with the American population heading down the winding grand canyon road of debt... but whats this? up ahead.. a roadside glimmer of hope?
Jimmy has to pee, little Suzy is hungry and cranky, and out of the darkness we can see the glowing lights of Golden Arches.
As we collectively look for something... anything to boost us out of this rut, Ronald McDonald has come to our rescue, or so we thought.
My friends... the McRIB is back !!!
Thats right the drooling droves of the underclass are once again graced with the prospect of filling their gullet with boneless processed pork gelatin, smothered in acidic BBQ flavored paste.
In our darkest hour the corporate slop producers have failed us.
Why could they not bring back "The Chicken Sandwich"? If we have nothing can we not at least have our Health?
I have scoured the Internet and only one group has had the courage to stand up to Obama and McDonald's plan to lull the populous to sleep with the promise of tender juicy goodness for a limited time only.
I hereby pledge to Boycott the McRib and all that it stands for... And I ask, ARE you with me???
Here are some promotional posters for the cause.
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6528/ronaldmcdonaldfisting2.jpg
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7746/militantchicken2.jpg
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6977/binrib2.png
:D
Picture Obama and Pelosi at the wheel of a giant green station wagon, filled with the American population heading down the winding grand canyon road of debt... but whats this? up ahead.. a roadside glimmer of hope?
Jimmy has to pee, little Suzy is hungry and cranky, and out of the darkness we can see the glowing lights of Golden Arches.
As we collectively look for something... anything to boost us out of this rut, Ronald McDonald has come to our rescue, or so we thought.
My friends... the McRIB is back !!!
Thats right the drooling droves of the underclass are once again graced with the prospect of filling their gullet with boneless processed pork gelatin, smothered in acidic BBQ flavored paste.
In our darkest hour the corporate slop producers have failed us.
Why could they not bring back "The Chicken Sandwich"? If we have nothing can we not at least have our Health?
I have scoured the Internet and only one group has had the courage to stand up to Obama and McDonald's plan to lull the populous to sleep with the promise of tender juicy goodness for a limited time only.
I hereby pledge to Boycott the McRib and all that it stands for... And I ask, ARE you with me???
Here are some promotional posters for the cause.
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6528/ronaldmcdonaldfisting2.jpg
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7746/militantchicken2.jpg
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6977/binrib2.png
:D