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flank
12-07-2007, 07:25 AM
Hey did anyone ever notice that if you fart while in the shower it multiplies the stench so much that it almost makes you hostile to your own brand?

michbich
12-07-2007, 08:05 AM
Since you are in a confined space, it has no choice but to be more concentrated.

MedicDVG
12-07-2007, 08:06 AM
Kind of ironic that this bit of trivia is coming from a guy named "Flank"....:freak:

TnDeathInc
12-07-2007, 08:16 AM
if a fart is let in the woods with noone around can it be heard?

if a fart is let in space, can it be smelt?

t0nnn
12-07-2007, 08:44 AM
all I know is that if you're swimming in a chlorine pool and get out....every fart after that is just rancid...rancid chlorine pool farts

tymcneer
12-07-2007, 09:03 AM
For those of you that know what OSA is... skip to the end of the post...


Obstructive Sleep Apnea is where your air passage collapses, and doesn't allow you to get into REM sleep. The solution is a Continuous Positive Airway Pressure (CPAP) machine. It forced air up your nose, making the air passage stay open, and allows you to get into REM sleep.


When nights are cold, I lay a blanker over my machine to conserve some of the heat it produces and preheat the air being forced up my nose. Unfortunately the cat thinks this is a great place to lay, as it is warm...

If you think rancid chlorine farts are bad... Cat food farts are the worst! Especially when you can't escape them!

Ty

punkncat
12-07-2007, 09:22 AM
if a fart is let in the woods with noone around can it be heard?

if a fart is let in space, can it be smelt?

Man can you imagine, those guys in the space suit ripping a good ol MRE fart while capped up in that suit. I would imagine you recycle that smell for quite a while.

In the space station I wonder if ripping a good one would propel you across the room....?

tymcneer
12-07-2007, 09:37 AM
I've actually thought about the "Flatulence Propulsion System" I'm not positive whether a fart in space would propel you anywhere, only because of the limited "reaction mass" (for lack of a better phrase)

Ty

robnix
12-07-2007, 10:14 AM
Hey did anyone ever notice that if you fart while in the shower it multiplies the stench so much that it almost makes you hostile to your own brand?

There are several factors. First of all, a shower is a small, enclosed space, so the fart gas is more concentrated, and the high turbidity of the air in the shower circulates the gas through the space effectively. Secondly, the high humidity and high temperature conditions in the shower enhance a person's sense of smell and taste. The farts don't actually smell worse, it's just that we can smell them better than usual.

The Fart FAQ! (http://www.heptune.com/farts.html)

t0nnn
12-07-2007, 10:26 AM
The fart FAQ doesn't have anything on chlorine pool farts...I'd like to know why they are so rancid...why does chlorine and your buttox make such a rancid odor?

Dark Side
12-07-2007, 10:32 AM
The Fart FAQ! (http://www.heptune.com/farts.html)

:crazy:

tymcneer
12-07-2007, 10:49 AM
Chlorine is used in pools to kill bacteria (duh!) The way chlorine does this is by combining with the lipids, in living cells, and chemically altering things such as ammonia. These interactions cause chloromines to be released. The rancid odor might be how the chlorine interacts with hydrogen sulfide or mercaptan. I wasn't able to turn up anything in a five minute google search, but I'm sure there is some data hiding on the web, waiting to answer the question.

Ty

flank
12-08-2007, 04:19 PM
all I know is that if you're swimming in a chlorine pool and get out....every fart after that is just rancid...rancid chlorine pool farts

haha chlorine farts, they are sick.

Cyberave68
12-08-2007, 08:07 PM
For those of you that know what OSA is... skip to the end of the post...


Obstructive Sleep Apnea is where your air passage collapses, and doesn't allow you to get into REM sleep. The solution is a Continuous Positive Airway Pressure (CPAP) machine. It forced air up your nose, making the air passage stay open, and allows you to get into REM sleep.


When nights are cold, I lay a blanker over my machine to conserve some of the heat it produces and preheat the air being forced up my nose. Unfortunately the cat thinks this is a great place to lay, as it is warm...

If you think rancid chlorine farts are bad... Cat food farts are the worst! Especially when you can't escape them!

Ty

WOW THATS BAD!!!!! :thatfunny:

Triangle
12-08-2007, 08:30 PM
Oddly enough the first thing I did upon enjoying this thread was google, 'Fart facts'.

I wonder how many others did as well.

robnix
12-08-2007, 08:49 PM
Oddly enough the first thing I did upon enjoying this thread was google, 'Fart facts'.

I wonder how many others did as well.

:wthumpup:

tymcneer
12-10-2007, 10:17 AM
WOW THATS BAD!!!!! :thatfunny:

Yep... couldn't agree with you more!

Ty