My family is a bunch of lightweights

[BigEvil]

We had a little family gathering tonight at my place for my step sister Lori. She is a failure.. so we take it upon ourselves to try to ease the misery of her life when ever we can.

She turned 46 on Tuesday. Tonight we gathered with chips and booze to celebrate. Party started at 6:30. By 11:30... the women were puking all over my newly polished wood floors.

Lightweights


I am so ashamed right now. If I were Japanese, I would have to kill myself to regain my honor.

[robnix]

We had a little family gathering tonight at my place for my step sister Lori. She is a failure.. so we take it upon ourselves to try to ease the misery of her life when ever we can.

She turned 46 on Tuesday. Tonight we gathered with chips and booze to celebrate. Party started at 6:30. By 11:30... the women were puking all over my newly polished wood floors.

Lightweights


I am so ashamed right now. If I were Japanese, I would have to kill myself to regain my honor.

Give them a can of lemon pledge and some handi wipes for the floor in the morning.

[Mind'sEye]

Lightweights

Sounds like they need to start working out more. :guinness:

[BigEvil]

Sounds like they need to start working out more. :guinness:


I thought some of them would be drinking at the 'pro level' by now they way they used to party. My older step sister, who turned 46 going on 19, had to be walked home last night at about 11 pm. My wife and sister left her in her bathroom with her head in the toilet. Of course, no one took pictures. :slap:

[punkncat]

We had a little family gathering tonight at my place for my step sister Lori. She is a failure.. so we take it upon ourselves to try to ease the misery of her life when ever we can.

She turned 46 on Tuesday. Tonight we gathered with chips and booze to celebrate. Party started at 6:30. By 11:30... the women were puking all over my newly polished wood floors.

Lightweights


I am so ashamed right now. If I were Japanese, I would have to kill myself to regain my honor.



Careful to judge there Big E. Regardless of whether she is or isn't, she is your sister.

Lol, it is funny that you relate this. We go to a big party every Halloween over at a buddies house. It is hands down the event of the year, we all look really forward to it. I have in several of the past years been "that guy" at the party, going so far one year as to do my own rendition of "Godzilla" (the song) while stomping around, etc. Wife caught me one year with my head in someone else's breasts....anywho to get back on track. This year I stayed sober. It was funny as hell, because what on ANY other given day of the year would be a group of respectable 30 somethings, turns into a playschool of irresponsibility. A good two hours into the party and the puking begins. Even the hostess of the party has been MIA several of the years past after the first few hours.

[Cyberave68]

Wow not only lightweights but they spoiled all the fun by not getting pics too..... ARG.....:worthlesschant: :smarty:

[MedicDVG]

http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/drunk-man-falls-hurts-head-hoboken.jpg

still always one of my favorite "I am soooo drunk" pictures..

Hell, I can't wait to get back to the states.. 1 whole year without alcohol of any kind... I think I will get blitzed by just the fumes...

[Peachy12]

Listen here BIG E ... I know Lori and Jen were puking and i don't know what your wife or Kristen did after I left... but i sure wasnt pukin... I could have kept going... they are the light weights not me... so0o becareful how u word that... i was completely sober (unfortunately) when I left your hosue... I was ready to go out and get my party on... Im sorry but Heiniken and purple mother ######s were not gettin me twisted

[BigEvil]

Listen here BIG E ... I know Lori and Jen were puking and i don't know what your wife or Kristen did after I left... but i sure wasnt pukin... I could have kept going... they are the light weights not me... so0o becareful how u word that... i was completely sober (unfortunately) when I left your hosue... I was ready to go out and get my party on... Im sorry but Heiniken and purple mother ######s were not gettin me twisted

Lightweights. All of you.

[riflemanwi]

http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/drunk-man-falls-hurts-head-hoboken.jpg

still always one of my favorite "I am soooo drunk" pictures..

Hell, I can't wait to get back to the states.. 1 whole year without alcohol of any kind... I think I will get blitzed by just the fumes...

that pic rocks

[A-Tach-One]

Scott, I will admit it now then before I come out for Tunaball, I too am a failure. A lightweight I be.:sticktongue:

[Geronimo7]

Maybe it was the chips :joke:

[BigEvil]

Maybe it was the chips :joke:


Yeah they were like the blasting cap on an explosive. The booze being the c4.

[BigEvil]

http://img2.putfile.com/main/12/34217323192.jpg

http://img2.putfile.com/main/12/34217323149.jpg

[warpig13]

Im Norwegian and Irish.





My family drinks forever.
We have annual contests to see who can last the longest, and it always takes hours.:cheers:

[BigEvil]

Im Norwegian and Irish.





My family drinks forever.
We have annual contests to see who can last the longest, and it always takes hours.:cheers:


HAHA sounds expensive. :guinness:

[GT]

She turned 46 on Tuesday. Tonight we gathered with chips and booze to celebrate. Party started at 6:30. By 11:30... the women were puking all over my newly polished wood floors.

Lightweights



Not good,
these types of events are best out back on the deck. Puke in the grass ladies

[TnDeathInc]

they look looped

remind me to tell you of the time that my wifes graduate class girls came over and i got them all drunk and then one came out of the closet , and my bro and i passed out.... wow what a night

[Peachy12]

First of all you all should not be listening to him... No one was pukin on his floors and no one was pukin in his grass ... 2 out 8 people got sick and they made it home before pukin... Me, BIG E's wife and My sister-in-law went for a little walked 1st we walked the older one down to her house then we walked all the way to dominos because we were hungry... we were fine!!!

http://a448.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/85/l_9cbf6f8473662dc0ab3bead9e3c621df.jpg
thats a little questionable there... but the dog was getting his party on also

http://a752.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/121/l_e4eec9464ad45b6e77f5171e44b9e94f.jpg

http://a100.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/97/l_f0dc88342e5da9df989216c197c64433.jpg

Now do you think someone who is drunk can take a picture and look that good come on now!!!