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GT
12-11-2007, 06:18 PM
I love to *****, so let it rip ladies!

Itunes
I don't know what it is but this program completely ****es me off.

IT at big company's
I have not been allowed to change my desktop at my current employer for the last 5 years. WTF?

Women with big mouths

Houston traffic

Houston construction to add more traffic

Retards at the golf course
Just pick up the ball and move on after your 8th try off the TBox on a par3

All day meetings
I know we are not getting **** done by sitting in a meeting from 8-5. No matter how creative you think these people are they just aren't going to get it.

Papa_Smurf
12-11-2007, 08:25 PM
traffic in general. people that never shut up or accept others ideas. Hot weather. Sore throats and nosebleeds. tony stewart.

Prezents
12-11-2007, 08:34 PM
Back Pain

people that look at the oil rack, then come to the counter and ask, "how much is your 99 cent oil?"

My Teenage daughter...

RogueFactor
12-11-2007, 09:00 PM
Morons. Morons that cant drive. Morons that cant think. Morons that ask stupid questions, even when youve written the answer in BIG BOLD letters, in vibrant colors so that even they cant miss it. Morons that you write instructions for, that dont follow them anyway. Morons that many in our society seem to cater to, so that they will never learn the lessons that the non-morons had to learn. Morons that will live their whole lives as morons thinking thats the way its supposed to be.

MedicDVG
12-12-2007, 02:38 AM
Shawn.. I think thats awfully harsh, don't you.. Mormon by and large are great people... :smarty:



What?....



Oh MORONS..... Oh yeah I am with you there, lets just kill those sums a biches....

:wthumpup:

BigEvil
12-12-2007, 05:21 AM
OooOOOooh a RANTING thread... I like these. This could take a while..

(In no particular order)

-Mexicans: The illegal ones, especially the ones that cant speak English

-Liberals: This is NOT 1968.

-Paintball: I NEED A NEW HOBBY

-17 year old drivers who speed, and hit pedestrians thus killing them. I would like my cousin Christine back thank you mother****er.

-Rap music: Do I really need to explain this one in detail?

-Most people in the paintball industry. Too many are con artists or shysters .

-Star Wars E1 "The Phantom Menace" - Midiclorians? Jar-Jar Binks? George Lucas WTF were you smoking for 25 years?

-People who smell. Oh wait until I write about my uncle.


**To be continued.:axemurder:

punkncat
12-12-2007, 05:25 AM
Stupid ****ing people in general.

Doctors who cannot believe that you know jack **** about your own body. They went to school for years and no one else knows a damn thing.....**** I can't even get started on this one.

The group of people, especially in government, who are determined that the people of America cannot make thier own decisions, don't deserve true freedom, and the dumbasses that prove them right.

Oh and my Teenage daughter...hell both my kids drive me effing NUTS. These kids are the laziest most grumpin, complaining, ungrateful little ****s, just like most all kids are nowdays. I love them more than anything, but geez what a bunch of sorry °°°°°.

This little non stick silicone "cookie sheet" thing that my wife got, always stopping up the sink and a pain in the butt to clean.

And finally Rogue....lol j/k ..sortof :dodgy:


I am just going to keep editing this post....

Mechanic79
12-12-2007, 05:42 AM
Drivers: Half don't speak english, can't read english yet have a drivers license. In my case, another large percentage have never seen snow.

Engineers: Why in the first 5 seconds do they need to say, "I'm an engineer". No other profession have I been witness to such egos.

Closed minded/Stubborn people: that don't want to work anything out.
nothing is perfect and never will be. but we have to work stuff out regardless. They think they are always right and everyone else is always wrong. We aren't ants (commy's)

Child Support / Community Action: What a bloated excuse to make a large government with absolutely no common sense. Boy do I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Papa_Smurf
12-12-2007, 07:19 AM
-Paintball: I NEED A NEW HOBBY

:lol2:


-Rap music: Do I really need to explain this one in detail?

That's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.

bryceeden
12-12-2007, 07:47 AM
People. That pretty much sums it up.:wall:

I'm with Rogue on the Morons, and they are always there especially in both my lines of work. More so in EMS but usually not as the victim. They usually circle around like school kids watching a fight and won't leave or decide they have to get in and touch the paitent or talk to them or something, they won't get out of the way, they won't stop asking questions even though we never answer, they basically just want to see some carnage. The only thing I've found to get them to leave me alone for a few moments is to tell them to go call 911(this works almost everytime)


Also drivers who won't get out of the way, they're like red lights and sirens cool I'll stay right where I am and slow down 10MPH or turn my emergency blinkers on and become an emergency responce vehicle myself it'll be fun. Or decide they should speed up and pass the ambulance(which is VERY illegal and stupid)then cut back in as fast as they can and see how close they can come to hitting the truck, :wth: is wrong with these ones. These people need to be shot(not killed just wounded) and have EMS that an extra long time to respond to them.

Oh, and I don't have road rage:grr:

michbich
12-12-2007, 08:03 AM
I love morons at school, they make me feel smarter. Idiots behind the wheel are a totaly different story though since i'm a pedestrian 8 months out of 12.

RogueFactor
12-12-2007, 10:17 AM
I love morons at school, they make me feel smarter. Idiots behind the wheel are a totaly different story though since i'm a pedestrian 8 months out of 12.
I was strictly speaking of American morons. I have no experience with Canadian morons, they may be delightfully wonderful people. :smarty:

Zeroack
12-12-2007, 10:38 AM
OK this one's just happening now...it doesn't happen much but when it does....

Guy wants to trade a paintball marker(A) for (B).

A is worth around $200. B can range anywhere from $185-280 and is a total pain in the *** to ship.

I say I'll see what I can do but that shipping will be a issue cause I'm not gonna pay B + $40-60 for A. It's pretty common sense.

However some just can't see that.

Zero

GT
12-13-2007, 07:59 PM
Engineers: Why in the first 5 seconds do they need to say, "I'm an engineer". No other profession have I been witness to such egos.


I see this one at work and school. For some reason they think they are the only ones who can do calculus.

Mind'sEye
12-14-2007, 06:14 PM
I hate the freak show. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, etc. are completely useless human beings and should be disposed of as such (.)

I hate “cultural diversity” and it's parachute, the nanny state (So******m). The majority of the folks in my community have all followed the same basic American path of hard work to achieve middle and upper middle class success. I live in a community of common education, common language and common decency. If someone wants to try a different path that's fine, but don't come whining to me for a handout if that way doesn't work out.

michbich
12-14-2007, 06:21 PM
I hate the freak show. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, etc. are completely useless human beings and should be disposed of as such (.)

I hate “cultural diversity” and it's parachute, the nanny state (So******m). The majority of the folks in my community have all followed the same basic American path of hard work to achieve middle and upper middle class success. I live in a community of common education, common language and common decency. If someone wants to try a different path that's fine, but don't come whining to me for a handout if that way doesn't work out.

Agreed

RogueFactor
12-14-2007, 08:08 PM
I hate the freak show. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, etc. are completely useless human beings and should be disposed of as such (.)

I hate “cultural diversity” and it's parachute, the nanny state (So******m). The majority of the folks in my community have all followed the same basic American path of hard work to achieve middle and upper middle class success. I live in a community of common education, common language and common decency. If someone wants to try a different path that's fine, but don't come whining to me for a handout if that way doesn't work out.

Man, so true. If we ever meet, I owe you a beer(or whatever you drink).:coffee:

txaggie08
12-14-2007, 09:51 PM
In general:

the over use of the words "like" and "totally awsome". If you are sitting in a senior level history seminar at one of the ten largest universities in the country, having a discussion about west African religion and it's conveyance to North America, it is NOT apropriate to describe it using those terms period, much less twice a GOD DAMN sentence.

TnDeathInc
12-15-2007, 07:17 AM
i cant wait till monday at work for me to start on this one.

warpig13
12-17-2007, 03:43 PM
My loud neighbors who get in fist fights at 4 in the morning.

Last one ended up with a fist coming into my apartment via a wall.

wetwrks
12-17-2007, 11:53 PM
My loud neighbors who get in fist fights at 4 in the morning.

Last one ended up with a fist coming into my apartment via a wall.

Sorry, but LOL. Um, sounds like you need a new place to live.

druid
12-18-2007, 01:07 AM
Here are a few of my peeves:

Political Correctness - It's ****ifying America. STOP IT.

Scape-goating to explain away crime - People blaming their illicit behaviors on a father who wasn't around to show it to them in the first place...or geography because their Parent[s] didn't have a lot of money...or joining a street gang because they 'had no choice.'
You're an ***-hole because you were BORN that way and no amount of "blame-gaming" you do will change that fact.

People who ***** about Smart Parts for doing what they do...yet support other brand-name companies like Virtue, Odessey Halo, DXS, KEE, ET AL for the same ****ing thing...then turn around and ***** about the ****ty markers and products made by Spyder and Tippmann. Make up your ****ing minds or buy a slingshot and play with that.
And people who hate the I O N because it's "junk"....obviously, they never read or understood the marketing announcement that it was created for the ENTRY LEVEL tournement player - you know...those ~12-16 year-old kids who really aren't old enough to even hold a job outside a paper route or on a farm? It was MADE cheaply ON PURPOSE so they could afford it. And here's another thing about it:
IT'S NOT ALL PLASTIC...LOOK AND LEARN:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/druidsdecendant/Paintball/887da45d.jpg

Inmates...my housing unit in particular - the RHU - Restricted Housing Unit -
These are the ***-holes that we can't even put in MAX Custody because they are the REAL ****-bags of society...and they are the most needy, whiney *****ES on the planet. Here's a clue...the cops had a real good reason to look at you for _the_ crime. The magistrate agreed. You got locked up pending your trial...where you'll conspire with other morons who are in the EXACT SAME SITUATION YOU ARE IN...and you're going to take their advice on how to "beat your case?" Here's a ****ing hint....STAY THE **** OUT OF TROUBLE!!! ::pant pant pant::

wetwrks
12-18-2007, 01:23 AM
Hmm,

Some of my issues:
Ordering at a resturaunt and the cashier being unable to speak English. This the USA. We speak English here. Learn it. I don't expect that to happen overnight but when you are here a year and cannot communicate with me we have a problem.

Illegals claiming the right to protest. A right only granted to citizens.

To become a citizen you are required to show a competency in English. If you cannot communicate with me then you are obviously an illegal.

If Mexico is so great that you must promote all things Mexican, then go back to Mexico. The same does for all other nations.

If you are here legally please convince your friends and family to do the same. We need more immigrants. Legally.

I have no issues with people who go within 5mph of the speed limit. But when they are going 10, 15, 20, 25 mph below the speed limit I tend to have issues. I also have issues with people who are going 10, 15, 20 mph over me, who cannot move to an empty lane and just pass me. Not always do I notice you screaming up behind me.

People who just have to get in front of you...and then slow down.

People who I have never met who belive they deserve my money more than me. Someone has a problem and needs help, that is one thing. Living off public funds for a year or more and doing nothing to get out of the cituation is something else. Being physically or mentally disabled is one of the few exceptions I would allow and being addicted to drugs doesn't count as a disability.

Governmental types who want to punish me for the actions of others. You cannot legislate a safe society. Weapons are not a problem. A lack of respect for weapons, for others, for others' property...therein lies the problems.

The liberal mindset that if you just leave others alone, they will leave you alone. There are people in this world that feel they must take X away from you and you must be prepaired to defend yourself, your family, your neighbors, and friends from them.

People who think that a "military mindset" is a bad thing.

Media that either lies about weapons or doesn't know enough about them to make correct statements. Any employee of any other business would be held responsible for lieing or not knowing the correct info about the product. Firearms in the news is part of the product.

Airsoft does not count as a machine gun nor does it count as an assault weapon.

A semi-auto firearm does not count as a machine gun reguardless of whether or not it looks like one.

Police who also don't know anything about the major firearms on the market. You don't need to know how to tear them down or be proficient in their use but you should at least be able to know how to unload almost all of them.

If you buy a house and there is a possibility that the payment may go up enough that you cannot make the payments, you deserve to have the bank forclose. Same goes for any loan. If you can just barely make the payment then what will happen when you have that unexpected bill.

Muslims of the world are not your friends. The local ones might be more friendly than the others but that is just untill the millitant ones move into the neighborhood.

Liberals need to understand that we are going to have to fight the militant Muslims, you simply need to decide if you want that fight to be here or there. I would prefer to fight them in their cities, not ours.

I don't care how cute your dog is, it still doesn't need to go with you to the store, the mall, the museum, the resturaunt, or anywhere else in public.

If your kid pees on the floor in a store, clean it up yourself. It really isn't in their job description to have to clean up after your kid.

Don't expect your emplyees to make decisions about company policies if you arn't going to back those decisions. Otherwise all those decisions need to be refered to yourself.

If there is a medical use for marijuana then let the medical community handle the production and sales of it. I am not allowed to give my perscription drugs to someone else because I am not a doctor. The growers are not doctors, they should not be handing out "perscription drugs" to others either.

I'll probably add more later.

druid
12-18-2007, 02:27 AM
people who double post :P

michbich
12-18-2007, 06:18 AM
People that think the world revolves arround them.

warpig13
12-18-2007, 02:46 PM
Sorry, but LOL. Um, sounds like you need a new place to live.

I cant help being poor.


Couples months ago the Meth Lab down stairs was busted, so there is some improvement

druid
12-18-2007, 02:54 PM
People that think the world revolves arround them.

THAT'S ME!!!

Actually, the entirety of space/time continuum revolves around me :banana:

wetwrks
12-18-2007, 03:36 PM
people who double post :P

It hiccuped on me. :freak:

I even tried to edit or delete it and seems I cannot.

wetwrks
12-18-2007, 03:38 PM
I cant help being poor.


Couples months ago the Meth Lab down stairs was busted, so there is some improvement

Hey you could probably make a living by dressing up as a cop and hitting them up for protection money. :evillaugh:

warpig13
12-18-2007, 03:52 PM
Or i can just steal **** like everyone else

wetwrks
12-18-2007, 04:01 PM
Or i can just steal **** like everyone else

LOL. But it would be more fun to have then just give it to you.